Wednesday 18 February 2015

99 Questions - Wednesday's Child

As Lollie has done one of these, I was inspired to be lazy as hell and do one of my own. Enjoy.
 
 
 
  • 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
 - The Fifty Shades of Grey Version of Crazy In Love
 - Adrienne by The Calling
 - I See Fire by Ed Sheeran
 - Evil Walks by AC/DC
 - Just Tonight by The Pretty Reckless
 - St. James Infirmary by Hugh Laurie
  • 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

    •  - I dunno either Obama, Hilary Clinton or Chris Evans
  • 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

    •  - "He ran into Gretel's room without knocking." - The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
  • 4: What do you think about most?

    •  - Bucky Barnes, world hunger, possibility of a career as a stripper
  • 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

    •  - "He told me that bit."
  • 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

    •  - Clothes on, what if there's a fire?
  • 7: What's your strangest talent?

    •  - There are at least two people that can't look at my face for more than five seconds without laughing (one is Lollie.) Does that count?
  • 8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)

    • - Girls like sex, Boys like sex
  • 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

    • - Probably something along the lines of 'you're a bitch, I hate you, you suck, nice ass though'
  • 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

    • - Last night (I was listening to AC/DC aight.)
  • 11: Do you have any strange phobias?

    •  - A fear of crocodiles is not a stupid phobia those things are fucking awful 
  • 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

    • - Wtf bro no way
  • 13: What's your religion?

    • - I pray to the invisible pink unicorn
  • 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

    •  - Trying to get back inside
  • 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

    •  - What kind of camera are we talking here?
  • 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

    •  - Probably AC/DC?
  • 17: What was the last lie you told?

    •  - "I'm fine." seems to be the most prominent one in my life.
  • 18: Do you believe in karma?

    •  - Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.
  • 19: What does your URL mean?

    •  - My tumblr URL is to do with my one true love, Bucky Barnes
  • 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

    •  - Greatest weakness: Everything.
     - Greatest strength: I can fit four jaffacakes into my mouth at once
  • 21: Who is your celebrity crush?

    •  - Ugh Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie and Scarlett Johansson ugh
  • 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

    •  - Nope
  • 23: How do you vent your anger?

    •  - Listening to very loud rock music and staying alone
  • 24: Do you have a collection of anything?

    •  - Souls of my enemies
  • 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

    • - Talking on the phone
  • 26: Are you happy with the person you've become?

    •  - Is anyone?
  • 27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

    •  - Sound I hate: fingernails on chalkboards
     - Sound I love: smooth blues
  • 28: What's your biggest "what if"?

    •  - What if I hadn't fucked up my entire existence?
  • 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

    •  - We literally cannot be the only life in a massive universe
  • 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

    •  - Clothes on my right, a bike on my left
  • 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

    •  - Nothing? Air? Idk
  • 32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?

    •  - Haven't ever really been somewhere awful
  • 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

    •  - West Coast probably
  • 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

    •  - idk cus Alex Band isn't that good looking but then again this photo that might be of him
  • 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

    • - Fuck bitches get money
  • 36: Define Art.

    • - pretty af
  • 37: Do you believe in luck?

    • - are you fucking kidding me there are so many things that happen by chance that are good
  • 38: What's the weather like right now?

    • - Crappy
  • 39: What time is it?

    • - Half three
  • 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

    •  - Nope, I'm not trusted behind the wheel of a car
  • 41: What was the last book you read?

    •  - The Help by Kathryn Stockett
  • 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

    •  - Oh my God yes
  • 43: Do you have any nicknames?

    •  - Steve (don't ask)
  • 44: What was the last film you saw?

    •  - Down With Love (if only for sixties clothing and Ewan McGregor's face.)
  • 45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?

    •  - I nearly broke my arm a few years ago because I'm a fucking idiot and fell up a set of stairs
  • 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

    •  - Nope that requires a considerable amount of skill
  • 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

    •  - I've been watching House nonstop since Christmas because Hugh Laurie is my spirit animal
  • 48: What's your sexual orientation?

    •  - straight probably idk
  • 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

    •  - Like 85% sure someone once tried to tell people I was gay with my best friend
  • 50: Do you believe in magic?

    •  - not really
  • 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

    •  - I'm too lazy to hold a grudge
  • 52: What is your astrological sign?

    •  - Aquarius, which means I am:
    Friendly and humanitarian
    Honest and loyal
    Original and inventive
    Independent and intellectual
    Intractable and contrary
    Perverse and unpredictable
    Unemotional and detached
  • 53: Do you save money or spend it?

    •  - Both really
  • 54: What's the last thing you purchased?

    •  - A cute hat from amazon
  • 55: Love or lust?

    •  - Lust
  • 56: In a relationship?

    •  - Haha no
  • 57: How many relationships have you had?

    •  - Four
  • 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

    •  - Nope
  • 59: Where were you yesterday?

    •  - Out at dinner with a group of losers
  • 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

    •  - Pink socks A+
  • 61: Are you wearing socks right now?

    •  - The pink socks I just mentioned
  • 62: What's your favourite animal?

    •  - Cats are adorable af tbh
  • 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

    •  - My sex appeal and complete lack of giving a shit
  • 64: Who is your best friend?

    •  - I like to think of myself as my best friend
     
  • 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

    •  - My blog
     - My blog
     - My blog
     - My blog
     - Chrisevans-sexualfrustrations
  • 66: What is your heritage?

    •  - Irish and Australian
  • 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

    •  - Sleeping who the fuck do you think I am
  • 68: What do you think is Satan's last name?

    • - Coincidentally, we share the same last name
  • 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

    •  - Yeah, and it's A+
  • 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

    •  - No I'm a complete asshole, and I don't even like myself now
  • 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

    •  - Grab the nearest person who can actually swim well and get them to save the dog
  • 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

    •  - A.) Probably wouldn't tell anyone. Maybe my mum? B.) I would commit as many shitty, illegal, self destructive things as possible because I'll give even less of a shit than I did before. C.) I'd probably be too drunk/stoned to care at that point, as part B would involve taking copious amounts of feel-goods
  • 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

    •   - Trust
  • 74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

    •   - You Always Make Me Smile
  • 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

    •  - Idfk man
  • 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

    •  - Me not being in it
  • 77: How can I win your heart?

    • - I don't have one, it's scientifically impossible
  • 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

    •  - Generally, yes
  • 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

    •  - Stop giving a shit
  • 80: What size shoes do you wear?

    •  - UK size five
  • 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

    •  - "Eat my dead ass."
  • 82: What is your favourite word?

    •  - Fuck 
  • 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

    •  - Broken
  • 84: What is a saying you say a lot?

    •  - I'm at least ___% sure that...
  • 85: What's the last song you listened to?

    •  - Going to Hell by The Pretty Reckless
  • 86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours?

    •  - Green
  • 87: What is your current desktop picture?

    •  - Captain America because Chris Evans is pretty af
  • 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

    •  - Probably myself
  • 89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

    •  - This question?
  • 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

    •  - Start getting my freak on
  • 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

    •  - The ability to actually be attractive/funny/talented
  • 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

    •  - Probably some point during my trip to Ecuador
  • 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

    •  - 89% of my existence
  • 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

    • - Probably Chris Evans
    - Definitely Chris Evans
  • 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

    •  - Back to Ecuador, or to California
  • 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

    •  - Not that I'm aware of, despite being part Australian
  • 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

    •  - I don't get carsick I'm not weak af
  • 98: Ever been on a plane?

    •  - Yea 
  • 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

    •  - Talk shit get hit motherfucker
     
     
    Song of the week: Crazy in Love from the 50 Shades of Grey Soundtrack (just about the only good thing about this godforsaken franchise.)
    Woman Crush of the Week: Hayley Atwell
    Man Crush of the Week: Ewan McGregor
    Movie of the Week: The Kingsman

    Aight, that's me done for the week. As always, stay safe, and
     
    I'm with you to the end of the line, folks ♥
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