However, Belle gave me inspiration to post another useless ninety nine facts about myself that you probably could live without, and so, as a result, this post is a cop-out. It's literally just a string of facts about me that my useless, sleep deprived brain has managed to put together coherently. (Sometimes.)
After my exams are done, *Arnie voice* I'll be back. With reviews for Aliens, Terminator, hopefully Alien: Isolation, and also a more serious post about my recent trip to Auschwitz. Until then, have these facts about yours truly.
1: Do
you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? I
don’t have a closet I’m a peasant
2: Do you take the shampoos and
conditioner bottles from hotel? As
mentioned before, I’m a peasant and those little bottles are cute. Of course.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets
tucked in or out? Out,
as I’m prone to moving around into mildly concerning positions during the
night, and there’s a very real chance I’d suffocate myself if I tried to do a
180 degree turn with the sheets in
4: Have you ever stolen a street
sign before? None
of the signs around me are funny enough to
5: Do you like to use post-it
notes? I
prefer to use my arm
6: Do you cut out coupons but then
never use them? I
literally never look at coupons
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bees, all you gotta do is get yourself
into a car and you’ve got that shit locked down
8: Do you have freckles? So many
9: Do you always smile for
pictures? Either
way I look ridiculous
10: What is the most annoying
thing? People
11: Do you ever count your steps
when you walk? I
have at least 48 other things I could be doing with my time?
12: Have you ever peed in the
woods? Hiking
is beautiful thing that allows you to get close to nature in some incredible
ways
13: What about pooped in the woods? This is not one of those incredible
ways
14:Do
you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? You’re going to be pretty hard pressed
to find me without music very nearby
15:Do
you chew your pens and pencils? It’s
a disgusting habit that I indulge in with no regret
16:How
many people have you slept with this week? Are we talking in my head or in the
cold hard reality of day?
18:What
is your Song of the week? Stop,
I’m Already Dead by Deadboy & the Elephants
19:Is
it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes?
20:Do
you still watch cartoons? Hell
yeah
21:Whats
your least favorite movie? Don’t
touch me with Fifty Shades of Fucked Up
22:Where
would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? If I tell you you’ll just dig it up and
I can’t be dealing with that
23:What
do you drink with dinner? Water,
lemon squash, the blood of sinners, herbal tea… Whatever’s in the vicinity
24:What
do you dip a chicken nugget in? My
mouth
25:What
is your favorite food? Human
souls
26:What
movies could you watch over and over and still love? Aliens, Terminator, The Help
27:Last
person you kissed/kissed you? Are
you fucking kidding me no one goes near me let alone kisses me
28:Were
you ever a boy/girl scout? Metaphorically
or literally? Either way it’s a no
29:Would
you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Well, the education
system in this country’s going into the shit, may as well keep my options open
30:When
was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? My
nostalgia game isn’t that strong, I have no idea.
31:Can
you change the oil on a car? Nope
32:Ever
gotten a speeding ticket? Nope
33:Ever
ran out of gas? Nope
34:Favorite
kind of sandwich? Human
35:Best
thing to eat for breakfast? The
tears of the innocent
36:What
is your usual bedtime? Whenever
the fuck I feel like it
37:Are
you lazy? Phft
of course
38:When
you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I always dressed as a small child that
would stay inside and watch horror movies with her mum
39:What is your Chinese
astrological sign? Ay
I’m a Tiger step back motherfuckers
40:How
many languages can you speak? Four
billion and two
41:Do
you have any magazine subscriptions? Damnation Monthly – Satan’s monthly gossip rag
42:Which
are better legos or lincoln logs? What
the fuck are Lincoln logs
43:Are
you stubborn? No of
course im not stubborn. Im not. Definitely not
44:Who
is better…Leno or Letterman? Oprah
45:Ever
watch soap operas? No thank
u
46:Are you afraid of heights? Hell naw
47:Do
you sing in the car? I am
an underappreciated musical genius, and people don’t appreciate it when I burst
into song in the car
48:Do
you sing in the shower? The
acoustics are great in those things
49:Do
you dance in the car? No,
I value my life?
50:Ever
used a gun? No
because I live in a country with sensible gun control laws.
51:Last
time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Fuck idk man
52:Do
you think musicals are cheesy? Musicals
are happiness
53:Is
Christmas stressful? ugh
54:Ever
eat a pierogi? No but
they look delicious
55:Favorite
type of fruit pie? cherry
*cue the song by Warrant playing in the distance*
57:Do
you believe in ghosts? Do
ghosts believe in you?
58:Ever
have a Deja-vu feeling? Hasn’t
everyone?
59:Take
a vitamin daily? No im
hardcore af
60:Wear
slippers? Ugh no
61:Wear
a bath robe? Who
has time for that
62:What
do you wear to bed? T-shirt
and underwear normally
63:First
concert? Literally
never been to a concert this question is invalid
64:Wal-Mart,
Target or Kmart? I’ve
never been in one of them, so
65:Nike
or Adidas? nike?
idk
66:Cheetos
Or Fritos? Cheetos?
67:Peanuts
or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts
(except when I dated a guy who was allergic to nuts and stopped eating them cus
I didn’t want him to go into anaphylactic shock when we kissed)
68:Ever
hear of the group Tres Bien? No
69:Ever
take dance lessons? My
parents realised from a young age what an uncoordinated shit I am, so no
70:Is
there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Ruling hell probably idk
71:Can
you curl your tongue? My
only notable skill
72:Ever
won a spelling bee? No fucking
way
73:Have
you ever cried because you were so happy? I’m more likely to cry from laughter
than from sadness
74:Own
any record albums? Quite
a fair few
75:Own
a record player? Yep,
an old seventies one
76:Regularly
burn incense? Not
usually as it just smells like burning?
77:Ever
been in love? Nope,
I’m emotionally unavailable. (I’m also not even eighteen so like, give it time)
78:Who
would you like to see in concert? You Me At Six, or AC/DC
79:What was the last concert you
saw? We’ve
been through this
80:Hot tea or cold tea? Hot?
81:Tea
or coffee or hot chocolate? Coffee,
and Detox Tea
82:Sugar
or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodle
sounds like a dirty word
83:Can
you swim well? My
style is more like ‘sinking dramatically with a side of drowning’
84:Can
you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes?
85:Are
you patient? Not
if there’s food involved I’m not
86:DJ
or band, at a wedding? I
would perform at my own wedding. My guests deserve the best in low level
entertainment
87:Ever
won a contest? Yep
88:Ever
have plastic surgery? I’m
seventeen, let me move somewhere with lax morals first
89:Which
are better black or green olives? Olives
are the bane of my existence
90:Can
you knit or crochet? *strained
laughter*
91:Best
room for a fireplace? Away
from me in case I accidentally set fire and burn down everything in fifty foot
radius
92:Do
you want to get married? Maybe,
if that guy is like… Chris Evans or something
93:If
married, how long have you been married? I’m really very much unmarried
94:Who
was your High School crush? I’ve
had more than one
95:Do
you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Who the fuck even does that?
96:Do
you have kids? Ew no
97:Do
you want kids? Ew no
98:Whats
your favorite color? Green,
or black. Like my hell-bound soul.
99:Do
you miss anyone right now? Corporal
Dwayne Hicks, who was absent from Aliens:
3 and didn’t get the heroic death he deserved due to issues with writing
and pre-production of the film and
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