Showing posts with label human. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human. Show all posts

Saturday, 12 November 2016

We've been missing! - Lollie

Hello people of the planet, Lollie here.
A very tired, exhausted Lollie but none the less, I am here.
Even though the girls and I don't post on here as much any more, we still actively talk on a groupchat on Facebook that we have. Belle pointed out yesterday that this blog has over 8000 views now! That's insane!
I thought I'd come back and give you all a little update on what's been happening since the last time I got round to posting anything.
I'm at universtiy now - that's right, I'm finally a uni student. I got the grades (just) to study Journalism at the University of Bedfordshire and I'm loving it. I'm learning lots that I didn't know about journalism as well as improving my existing skill further.
I have a lovely group of friends here and I'm part of the Musical Theatre Society. We meet every week on a Thursday for two hours and do incredible workshops. We also have a circle (like a social drinking game thing before you go out to the clubs) on a Wednesday night which is really fun and I look forward to that every week.
My lectures are on Monday's and Tuesday's and I have to catch the bus to Milton Keynes from Bedford because there is no student accommodation at the Milton Keynes campus.
I am also just starting to become part of a radio show on Secklow Sounds radio in MK which is exciting. I was on the show on Thursday for the first time but I'm going to be there regularly along with other people on my course.
Besides uni, I've done a lot since I last wrote on here. I went to Brighton Pride with Valerie and a few of my other LGBTQ friends. I had the best day ever and the weather was so lovely I actually got sunburnt!
I went away for 5 weeks to see my dad and I worked in the bar whilst I was there. Those 5 weeks were probably the longest 5 weeks of my life as I felt very lonely out there. However, I did have something to keep me company - My ukulele!
Yes, I finally decided to learn to play another instrument that wasn't the piano. I picked up the chords for the ukulele surprisingly quickly and I spent my whole holiday learning songs and even writing a few of my own which helped to clear my head.
When I got back from my 5 weeks holiday, I started work. Yes, I went to work over the summer. I worked in at an accountancy firm in my home town. I was originally scheduled and paid to work for a month, however, they moved offices and needed me to stick around a little longer than a month in order to help them move. I worked on my birthday but I took a day off for results day.
Over this time, I also went to Summer in the City (SITC) for the first time ever with Payton and another friend of mine and honestly it was one of the best weekends! I got to meet two out of three of The Midnight Beast (TMB) who I'd loved since Year 7 and then I got to see TMB perform live. I also met Jedward and for anyone that knows me, they know I may have a small love for Jedward (Although I do my best to hide it). John and Edward were honestly two of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting in my life.
After results day and finishing work finally, my dad came back to the UK, because, after trying for two years, him and my step mum had finally managed to sell our house in the UK. I travelled there to go and stay in my house one last time and honestly it was very emotional. I had grown up in  that house and everywhere I looked there was some kind of memory with someone. I also met the new owners of the house. They seemed lovely, They had two daughters and I couldn't help but cry realising what a wonderful childhood they would have in that house. I told their mum that that house was one of the best places you could hope to grow up in. I hope they don't change the house too much, I'd like to visit one day, just to see what they've done with the place.
After that emotional four days, I went back home to see my family, finished packing (which I had been doing progressively for over a month by this point) and I said goodbye to the friends who were still there. By this point, Payton had already gone to uni and so had Valerie and Ash, so it was just Bri, Belle, Summer and I. We went to the carnival funfair together and I got a little bit tearful saying goodbye.
It's now only a month till I'm back fro christmas and I'm super excited to see everybody again!
I hope you enjoyed this little update, I'm not even sure you care but it feels good to write down an document everything that's been happening in my life for the past three to four months. I hope to be back soon with an update or a review or something (now that I know how to write reviews properly).
Until Next Time
Allons-y!
Lollie x

Tuesday, 12 May 2015

Let's talk about: Persona Synthetics - Lollie



'Experience the new generation Synthetic Human from Persona Synthetics. Not just an appliance but a deeply personal lifestyle choice: your Synth is the help you've always wanted.
Person Synthetics - Closer to humans than ever before'
 - www.personasynthetics.com

People watching a bit of Monday night TV were in for a bit of a confusion when an advert promoting 'Synth' humans for your every household needs was displayed. Have the government been hiding this interesting development in modern technology? Would we be able to purchase one? Has our technology really gone that far? 
The answer to all the above questions is no. Persona Synthetics is a brand name from Channel 4's new TV show 'Humans', a show based on an alternative reality to ours in which technology is far advanced and almost everybody owns a 'Synth' from this company.
I have to admit Channel four - this is very good marketing. In London's Regent Street the 'first persona synethics store' is said to be 'opening soon' and this company even has a Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and a website.
There is even a eBay shop in which you can get your hands on an android synth for 20,000 GBP!

The website described the features of each 'Synth' Explaining that they come available in either two models - Sally or Charlie. 

Sally is the girl model of the Synthetic human. 
This description says she is able to cook, look after your children and be a personal trainer. The advert in which was seen on TV contains a 'Sally' model. The advert shows her doing many things like cooking, cleaning, washing, playing with the children and even teaching the children.Her core processor has numbers that make me look at my IOS8 and laugh. Her processor is far advanced than any smart phone.

The other model is 'Charlie'. He serves the same functions as the 'Sally' model and boosts the same high-tech core processor. This model is available for those who feel they'd rather have a manly figure as a Synth and as the website says, he is the help you have always wanted.

Both Synth models are extremely life-like and both sport green eyes.


Sally and Charlie are part of a new generation of models from the Persona Synthetics company and come equip with all these new things:

I wish my phone had all day battery life...

Down below in small print is the affirmation that the company will not be held responsible for any Synths that haven't received a firmware update and if they haven't they must require a factory reset in order to stop them malfunctioning.
Here is the video of 'Sally' in action:

Could this be on the horizon in our future? Could we see human androids such as Sally and Charlie dominating our homes and jobs? 
All this marketing is amazing and is on such a wide, well-thought out scale that I really hope the show is going to blow me away. It doesn't air till June, however, saying that, June is only 2 weeks away from now. I'm looking forward to the lead up to the start of the series and I'm also looking forward to seeing what new content this 'company' and Channel 4 bring out till then.

Right... I'm off to go buy myself a 'Charlie' from eBay.

Until Next Time - Allons-y!
Lollie xx